(via vogueweekend)
wine is not an appropriate substitute for coke zero.
i should not be this buzzed when i have to wake up at 5.
every tuesday and thursday ashlee and i sit in the conference room during lunch for increased sanity and distance from others. today, a 40-something with wrinkle hiding bangs and a tan enters, stops dead in her tracks. “are you…are you all here for…the meeting?” she stammers.
i am distracted by…